heidi montag comes to town

gross.

my foot vs. the floor.

the floor won.

just a little something i pulled out of my foot last night.
no big deal.

poison.

worst. day. ever.

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this is how i feel today.

image via jblyth

carry moonbeams home in a jar

i wish i was a witch so i could concoct a spell that would give me either:

1) this bathtub
2) $3,850 in cash so i could go to restoration hardware and buy it my damn self.

restoration hardware

my sewing machine is broken!!!

DAGNABIT!

nypl

ouchie.

i fell down the stairs on my way out last night.

it hurt.

my lizzie sent me this email and it pretty much depicts the events, except
no one was there to ask me

:(

r.i.p. wilson

2009-2009

i'm sorry

but are we at CHICOS or something ?

topshop: FAIL.

laid up.

i am laid up.


i pinched a nerve or something and am stuck on the couch.

this is crap.

i went to mexico - got sick. came back and had a cold. a bad one.
was stuck inside & couldn't do anything.

now, i'm damaged!
i woke up with a badly sore and damaged nerve system.
not sure how. but, i did.

now i can't move and my feet keep going numb.
oh yea, i have 2 dogs to walk every 4 hours.
and one of them is sick!
yay!

the teeny tiny nothing tan i have is rapidly disappearing while i wither away.

one of these things does not look like the other.

seriously.

score one for plastic surgery.

oh gosh

so i went shopping today and this website that set up
shop there asked to photograph me.

i was king of embarrassed to be photographed, as you can see in my expression,
and in the question i chose to ask!

however, whoever gets the most votes or 100% i guess (?) gets $100 gift certificate to Inven.tory! I'd really like that, so please vote "i like it!"


so far so good!
for the record - i am not the one who spelled "awkward" wrong!

Click Here to Vote for Me!!



UPDATE! I LOST!

don't worry 'bout lil ol' me.

crochet smochet

i just tried to teach myself to crochet.

it did not work.

i've been told government lies about how easy crocheting is.

"if you're a good knitter, crochet is a joke"

yes, it IS a joke.

a joke i don't get!!

someone teach me, please.

yea, i went here

GQ's List of 25 Douchiest Colleges.

paradise by the dashboard light.

sort of.

that would be gross.

cause,
i'm going away with my mom to our lovely place for a few days.


please do not try to break into my apartment
because my dearest friend lydia will be staying there.

eff you robbers! i foiled you again!

there is an increased chance of boredom so i expect the bloggage to be high.

deadasleep

i am really tired.

a sick doggie and a trip to the container store will do that to you.

i'd really really love to be doing this right now.

$12, lostlogo

secrets

i am letting you into a place where something very special happens: sleeping.


i hate this room. i cannot tell you or explain in words how much this room makes me cringe whenever i walk into it.

i have such ideals about how bedrooms HAVE TO look that i cannot even begin to endeavor where to begin. everything in this room makes me want to scratch off the paint with my bare fingernails.

so now i am beginning my restoration. UGH i hate this room. god - the whole thing, its bad. its really bad. we have so much work to do in here and what i want requires probably a billion doll-hairs.



here is the before (have you EVER seen SUCH a "before" in your life)




so with a tight but reasonable budget i hope to get everything in the picture below and have a nice, yummy and serene bedroom. now only if i could paint the floors white....




and the fabric for behind the bed will look like this:
(forgive me, i forget where i found this, if someone has a link , please tell me)

i left my heart

in san francisco.

i miss you even though you're not even gone.

$15, artsharkdesigns

oof.

hungover.

this takes it to a whole new level

effing gross.

thanks, american apparel.

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